Category: Gag cartoons
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No bad habits, no resolutions
Ah, a new year is upon us. 2013! Time to ponder great resolutions once again. Shall I stop smoking, drinking and eating bad choices? Or, maybe I should shed a few pounds and work on my pecks and abs. NOT! I love my risque lifestyle. Anyway, all the healthy hype will end in March. Gimme…
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Having a few words with your spouse
My wife and I had a few words. but I didn’t get to actually use mine. Violence I have understood is a gesture of last resort when the spoken word no longer expresses a point, opinion or position. Anger and war have unfortunately shown us that honest communication has often failed. For the sake of…
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Going Bra-less
I love diner scenes…Its so fifties. Heres another one with Harold and his wife. It’s actually a trendy coffee house, but that’s fun too. This one was inspired by my having noticed a topless elderly lady on the beach in sunny Nice, France. With all due respect I always say: “live and let live”, but…
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Gangster Rap Fan visits New York
I visited NY a few years ago. After realizing the likelyhood of being mugged was almost nil, I relaxed and had the time of my life!
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Crying baby boy needs his mama
A new mother’s nightmare. The hospital has given this lady another woman’s baby. The staff is dazed and confused and running out of diapers. This poor baby must be identified and brought to it’s proper mother immediately! The gynecologist just can’t take it.
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All you can eat vacation
What a trip! My wife and I tried one of those all inclusive vacations. We visited Punta Cana in the Dominican Republic. Everything was great. The service, the beach, the hotel and the food was top notch. Let’s just say I enjoyed the buffet and free drinks a bit too much. I gained 5 pounds!…
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I see cigarettes everywhere!
Attention to all with nasty habits. Chill because someone understands and will help. You want to light up a Frenchfry? Don’t despair. You are not alone and most changes that matter take time. Reach out! Personally, I’m addicted to junkfood. A deadly tangent if you suffer from heart failure such as I. There’s fat, salt…
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A woman’s labour continues at home.
This cartoon is all to true for single mothers returning home with a newborn. They end up working harder between diaper changes and juggling pot and pans then labouring at birth. Are social resources in place everywhere to support such valuable members of society left alone? For the sake of the children at least, the…
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House prices out of reach for many
Buying a good single dwelling home in Canada is now virtually impossible for many young couples. They’re buying far from the city center and have to commute, spending 2-3 hours in traffic, or settling for an overpriced condo. The market is overflooded with condos. Financing over many years was an option, but no longer. The…
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First time home buyers beware!
These two lovebirds hope their marriage is build on a more solid foundation. Trying to save on home inspection costs led them into buying a probable money pit. If they survive this, they’ll be fine for life.