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Rooster and Hen at Dinner
The price of beef and pork is on the rise. Consequently, better deals on chicken and turkey increases demand in restaurants. This rooster better be nice to the waiter and watch out for the cleaver in his hand.
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Working on Marriage
Hey, I’m back. You were wondering what’s up with Sneuro right? I was in production. I’m the only one that will feed my blog. He was hungry for fresh laughs, but time is a novelty around here… Did you see this poor angler? He was outside the door, ready for a leap towards the pickup.…
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Testing Paint for Bridges
This is a funny one… And not just a funny haha one to boot. Another cartoon for the chemist in you. Please correct me if I’m wrong, but they test rust resistant paint in a laboratory before painting. What a clever idea. Among other goodies, inorganic zinc, epoxide mastic and acrylic-urethane is mixed up to…
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GMO Tomatoe Monster
What are we really eating folks? Will GMO tomatoes gone wild turn into monsters? It’s possible. Or even worse turn us into monsters for eating them. Monsanto laboratories: let’s keep an eye on what they’re up to.
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Cat Got Your Tongue Club
Wonder where all those stolen tongues ended up? In this display case, proudly presented by the cat that caught them of course. Yes, you can reclaim your stolen tongue. First you must be quicker than that cat and speak your mind without hesitation. Maybe this poor dog thought it would grow back on its own.…
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Suspicious Parcels
Why is there an unatended briefcase, box or hand bag in this crowded area? Should I bring it to lost and found or screem for the police? Is it a hoax or a bomb? Often it’s post 9-11 parcel paranoia, but take no chances. They say there are more looneys outside than locked up. These…
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Disgusting Income Tax Time
The two certainties of life: death and taxes. Is it tax time in the U.S.? Well it is up here in Canada. We have to avoid completing our tax filing at the last minute. The deadline day is not the time to go running around looking for missing receipts, forms… The internet makes it easier…
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King Hamster
Stop. Calm down. Now breath in and out deeply.., slowly… When stress gets to you, your hamster is trying to take over. He becomes King Hamster running around in your head until you lose it. Don’t let stress bring you down. Chillax!
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Maple Sugar Time
I can almost taste them. Maple sugar treats! Head on down to your nearest maple sugar shack for a tasty snack. That good old maple syrup is good on anything. Let it ooze on pancakes, scrambled eggs, bacon, and baked beans. It’s maple sugar time and everyone in the sugar bush is hard at work…
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