Tag: humour
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Disgusting Income Tax Time
The two certainties of life: death and taxes. Is it tax time in the U.S.? Well it is up here in Canada. We have to avoid completing our tax filing at the last minute. The deadline day is not the time to go running around looking for missing receipts, forms… The internet makes it easier…
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Pearl at the Dentist’s
Pearl is quite the handful anywhere she goes. In this case, a handful of teeth. The poor old girl thinks her dentist can also wash dentures. Wacky? That’s Pearl at her finest… Doesn’t take sh*t from no one, but likes to dish it out, here and there.
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Trying to Reach 100
To all smokers. Have you heard about the ones that can smoke well into their 80s and 90s? And they’re on your case to quit at 39 or so? Kinda makes sick doesn’t it? The World is unjust… But remember, those chain smokers who reach 90 and 100 probably didn’t thrive on junk food and…
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Geriatric Biker
One may think retirement is at last the time to relax and appreciate the simple things in life. But for many Boomers it’s actually time to let loose and buy a motorcycle! This guy however is driving his scooter like a Harley. Hoping he’ll make the ladies look twice, he parades his attributes on three…
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Mounties in Mexico
The saying goes The Mounties always get their man. In this case however, they’ll always get their hombre. Hands up drug lords! The Royal Canadian Mounted Police are just around the corner and they mean business. The donkeys are packed and ready to charge!
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Golf Cart
The golf course is well known for its peaceful setting, it’s lush greenery and polite patrons. Not here. This golfer will kill someone looking for his ball. Golfing can be very stressful and competitive even among friends on a Sunday. Next time just relax and enjoy. Let’s keep the freaks off the golf green.
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Camel in Bar
Thirsty camels invading local bars!? Now there’s a brassy bunch. They don’t even like whiskey or beer. It’s water they want and they will travel great distances for the clean stuff. But they’re are sweet and patient. Please be kind to a travelling camel next time. Give a drink of water and say “you all…