Tag: cartoons
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Golf Cart
The golf course is well known for its peaceful setting, it’s lush greenery and polite patrons. Not here. This golfer will kill someone looking for his ball. Golfing can be very stressful and competitive even among friends on a Sunday. Next time just relax and enjoy. Let’s keep the freaks off the golf green.
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Inspirational Wake
The Irish know how to say goodbye in style. During a wake, here’s the deceased leening against the wall, while his so-called buddies drink in judgment. It’s maybe a good thing he can’t here the conversation. We all do the very best we can in life. No one needs fowl critisism after passing. True friends…
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Catholic Marriage Counselor
After many years of married life, the issues surface to a point where seeking the advise of a marriage counselor may be needed. Of course, The rusty lovebirds must however try to select an unbiased one. If not, they may subject their frail union to counterproductive verbiage and rhetoric.
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Moose Hunting Season
A man’s best friend can also be, more to the point, a hunter’s best friend. If the hunter’s dog isn’t there to warn his master of game on the attack, they both could become moose snacks.
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Adorable Pooch sits on Ant
Here’s my favorite cartoon pooch. A pug I drew years ago for a children’s book called The Proud Little Ant. Published by Rocky River Publishers of West Virginia.
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Hard Core Smokers
According to a 2012 CBC News report on who’s smoking in Canada, 17% of Canadians are still hooked. These are the hard core smokers. Don’t talk to them about the fact that smoking kills and stincks. For these folks, money is wasted on those horror story pictures on the pack. But they should get a…
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Valentine’s Day Bed
Ah, true love is bliss. Check out these two trying to swing a deal made for lovers. If they go for it, I hope he’ll install the ceiling mirror well enough. Imagine if it falls on them… It will be their last Tango in Paris on Earth. Heaven forbid. Happy Valentine’s Day!
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CT Scan Phobia
Everyone stay clear of Pearl when she gets out. The noise, the discomfort, the worry and the incarceration will drive her to neer madness. She may attack! What a test. The CT Scan is a necessary evil, but your glad when it’s over. Believe me, I’ve beeh there. Inside, you’re wondering is this monster going…
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Boxing through an Argument
Can you feel the love? They’ll be fine. The winner buys the flowers and chocolate. And they will certainly be close for Valentine’s Day.
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Ogling the Bikini Girls
You know you’re getting old when your wife tells you to stop ogling younger women. We don’t ogle, we simply appreciate the beauty of it all. It’s normal behaviour for healthy men of all ages. But never ogle more than 3 seconds. You’ll fall into the old pevert category…Not good.