Author: admin
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Skiing Couple
He may have broken bones but she’s not too concerned. Complacency in a couple after many years together is unfortunately quite common. But it shoudn’t be a quesion or life ot death.
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Pearl’s Mammogram
This one is self explanatory. I have much empathy for the ladies that must suffer through this test, however usefull it is. Imagine if men had their testicules tested in a similar fashion.
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Paying for it Now Baby!
Now this is a guy that’s been around. He now has to pay the price for his promiscuity and be responsible. He wanted to tango everywhere carefree, without thinking that the kiddies soon would follow. If you can’t afford to care for the results of your actions, find a way to generate real income quick,…
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Chicken Slaughter House
In order to conserve their Quebec market, Franco-Ontarian chicken farmers had to win in court the right to have their birds slaughtered also on the Quebec side, rallying against the protest from the Ontario Chicken Farmers Association. A money, market and territory squabble I’m certain, but they won using the language card. I guess it…
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Don’t Forget My Diet Cola!
Here’s a fellow having his cake and eating it to, as they say. I hope he isn’t thinking the diet cola will cancel out his meal. He, like many of us trying to lose weight, is negociating with himself. The diet soda is a very weak effort in counting calories. Not unlike this poor guy…
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Local Bananas
Buy local if at all possible. Freshness is important and encourging local farmers just makes sense. Watch out for fishy labelling. Fresh produce labelled as local could be misleading and false. This guy is pushing his bananas as local produce. That itself is bananas. Find out which is the correct local label for your part…
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Accident Claim
No auto insurance claim please If you survive a car crash, just be thankful you’re alive. Don’t worry about dodging the insurance claim and the cost of the deductible. Don’t leave the sceen. Stay calm. Exchange personal info in a chilled manner and call the cops for a report. Sh*t happens. It matters most how…
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Kitty in Bale of Straw
Somedays I feel like Kitty. Trapped in a bale of straw. The choices we make, even with the most honorable intentions, can keep us captive and unhappy in the future. Even your own wife and kidneys will make you spin around in a dead end. Work, friends and family are what we live for, but…
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Mama Pig’s Vacation
Enjoy this one. The animal rights folks are complaining that pigs and their pigglets are stuck in horrible pens. Too small and uncomfortable for Mama Pig and her cute as buttons pigglets. The farmer in this case, fix up her pen to make it as comfy as on the beach. Have a good one yall!
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Obama in Ottawa
Americans think we’re friendly and our streets are clean. Here’s Obama officially meeting Harper. Maybe he only came for the beaver tails…