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Number One Professor
Reminds you of a teacher you once had? The scary thing is that I actually had one like this in 5th grade. He was b*tchy enough to make me remember him over 30 years later. The class was his domain and no one would dare oppose him. These days, in a blink of an eye,…
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Pearl at the Dentist’s
Pearl is quite the handful anywhere she goes. In this case, a handful of teeth. The poor old girl thinks her dentist can also wash dentures. Wacky? That’s Pearl at her finest… Doesn’t take sh*t from no one, but likes to dish it out, here and there.
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Everything but Coffee
Starbuck lovers are left right and center. A huge up and coming market. But what about the simple folks born in the previous century? They want a simple cup of Joe no strings attached. Some good java to go, no fuss, no muss. Why do we have to pay 5 bucks for too much –…
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Prime Minister Kathleen Wynne in Hot Water
When Kathleen Wynne was sworn in as both Prime Minister of Ontario and Minister of Agriculture, Food and Rural Affairs, she forgot to mention the word FOOD (in French: alimentation). The opposition had a field day with that glitch. Wynne, after finding a secret spot, was sworn in a second time to get it right.
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Trying to Reach 100
To all smokers. Have you heard about the ones that can smoke well into their 80s and 90s? And they’re on your case to quit at 39 or so? Kinda makes sick doesn’t it? The World is unjust… But remember, those chain smokers who reach 90 and 100 probably didn’t thrive on junk food and…
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Geriatric Biker
One may think retirement is at last the time to relax and appreciate the simple things in life. But for many Boomers it’s actually time to let loose and buy a motorcycle! This guy however is driving his scooter like a Harley. Hoping he’ll make the ladies look twice, he parades his attributes on three…
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On the Rebound
Has this even happened to you? Dating with kids isn’t easy. The truth comes from the mouths of babes. So make sure your babe is briefed to avoid this type of dating drama. All in all, it’s better to laugh about it.
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Mounties in Mexico
The saying goes The Mounties always get their man. In this case however, they’ll always get their hombre. Hands up drug lords! The Royal Canadian Mounted Police are just around the corner and they mean business. The donkeys are packed and ready to charge!
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Golf Cart
The golf course is well known for its peaceful setting, it’s lush greenery and polite patrons. Not here. This golfer will kill someone looking for his ball. Golfing can be very stressful and competitive even among friends on a Sunday. Next time just relax and enjoy. Let’s keep the freaks off the golf green.
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Prof Playing Hooky
Dear teacher, don’t give up! This one is playing hooky and thinking of doing it for keeps. The stress, the hours and the difficult kids are making him go bonkers. Longterm sickleave due to high anxiety and depression are a fact of life now. Before it’s too late however, before he jumps ship, remind him…